There’s some chick next door to me blasting Stereo Hearts by Maroon 5 and singing and I can hear it through the window o.o can I sound like her pleaseeeeeeeeee????????
A COP JUST CAME TO MY HOUSE AND TOLD US WE NEEDED TO EVACUATE AND MY DAD WAS LIKE NO SO THE COP WAS JUST LIKE WHATEVER AND WALKED BACK TO HIS POLICE CAR AND AS WE WAS WALKING AWAY MY DAD WHISPERED “YOLO”
DAD I DONT THINK YOU UNDERSTAND THIS IS A HURRICANE WE CANT JUST SURVIVE WITH “OUR MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF SWAG”
i wonder if my dad knows hes tumblr famous
do you ever regret making a post so much u just
(via x-para-para-paradise-x)
So I hear some of you got a problem with my baby brother.
Look, I’m the first to admit it. Sam ain’t perfect. He snores & uses all the hot water. And don’t even get me started on that bitch, Ruby.
But the truth is…it wasn’t all Sammy’s fault. When I made that deal…watching me die…it just about killed him. Yeah, he made some mistakes. But his heart has always been in the right place. And now he’s killing himself—again—to try to make things right.
When you throw out your casual hate…it hurts him. He won’t say so. But it does.
So I ain’t askin’ ya. I’m tellin’ ya. Leave my brother alone.
(via thedevilsblogger)
david-tennants-little-fangirl:
Presenting my first slideshow ever (made in MS paint cause I’m poor).
(via skaroschild)
i told my duck he looked like a loaf of bread
this was his response
WHY DO YOU HAVE A DUCK
Why don’t you?
Superwho AU
└ The Doctor arrives in 2014 only to find out that an old friend might actually be an even older enemy
THIS IS THE MOST AWESOME THING EVER … I’M SO HAPPY I CAN’T BREATHE
(Source: allthecolorsindisguise, via mywayacrosstheuniverse)
REBLOG IF YOU KNOW WHO ANNE FRANK IS
because jesus fucking christ I need some more faith in humanity right now after seeing that Beiberbot or whatever the fuck they call themselves post
(via mywayacrosstheuniverse)
the best part is that this is the actual dialogue
The best part is that this is not a metaphor or slang or anything
The best part is that there is a giant, alcoholic, manic-depressive teddy bear watching tv and contemplating suicide behind that door.
The best part is that this entire show is on crack.
(via mywayacrosstheuniverse)
Me yesterday :/ Didn’t do as well as I wanted to
prends-la-vie-comme-elle-vient:
Reasons why you should like Matt Smith
My first powerpoint don’t be too harsh
I want to be a Hobbit so badly.
1. You eat at least 7 times a day.
2. You’re short and cute.
3. It’s perfectly acceptable to be chubby.
4. Hobbits can go unseen or unheard if they wish (little ninjas perfect for adventuring… even if it’s frowned upon).
5. The Shire is beautiful.
6. Most adorable homes.
7. Perfect little curly hair.
8. Can walk around barefoot.I see no downsides to this.
(via rockleah)
I’m scared, guisseeee
I’m trying out for the x-factor tomorrow… o.O
HALLPPP
